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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

NASA's Parker Solar Probe spots powerful magnetic explosion aimed at the sun's surface - Live Science

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Mario Kart World producer: ‘It didn’t seem necessary’ to add characters from other Nintendo games - Video Games Chronicle

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac

No way

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do men like women gold diggers?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

Still no good.

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Mega-Tsunamis That Shook the World for 9 Days Revealed in New Satellite Images - Gizmodo

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nvidia CEO Pays Tribute To Late Nintendo President Satoru Iwata In New Switch 2 Video - Kotaku

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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